The agenda was adopted…the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.

Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.

The ‘Over 60s Choir’ will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.

 Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa”

Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes meals”.

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She’s used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

Don’t miss this Saturday’s exhibit by Christian Martian Arts…

We have received word of sudden passing of Rev. Smith this morning during the worship service. Now let’s sing “Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow.”

This Sunday morning following services we will have our monthly feelowship.

Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.

 Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.

Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.

Brother Lamar has gone on to be the Lord

Song Lyrics: What a friend we have in Jesus, all our sins and briefs to bear.

Church sign: Jesus Saves! Safeway sign across the street: Safeway saves you more!

(For the group of ladies called Moms Who Care and pray for the children in school). When their meeting was cancelled one week: “There will be no Moms who care this week.”

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

Men’s Prayer Breakfast. No charge, but your damnation will be gratefully accepted.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.

There will not be any Women Worth Watching this week.

The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.

 I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live

 A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.

The “Over 60’s Choir” will be disbanded for the summer with thanks.